The Games

Like basketball for lazy folks. Toss balls into buckets, and call it a sport. We've lowered the bar—literally.

Golf's rebellious cousin. Swing, miss, blame the squirrels for distracting you—where precision meets comic relief for your teammates!

Throwing metal shoes at a stick, attempting backyard greatness – where accuracy meets the only sport where horsing around is encouraged!

Folding dreams into wings, where creativity battles gravity. May the best plane have less turbulence than your morning coffee.

Where Brains are exchanged for bragging rights. The only sport where overthinking and knowing random useless facts are a plus. 

An epic battle of strength. Where the strongest link on the team was the one who DIDN'T skip leg day. 

Forks, spoons, and dignity thrown aside. Where stomachs roar louder than cheers for  one persons pursuit of glutton glory. 

A chaos ballet of limbs entangled. Synchronized stumbling and laughter towards the finish line, with families upgraded to Velcro level!